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10 Health & Beauty Tips
for Net Marketers/WebMasters |
One of the hallmarks of cyberspace is the lack
of boundaries, so it's not too surprising that some of us net people don't know when to
shut off the machine. Here are a few tips so you don't wake up fifteen years from now with
the uneasy feeling that something - namely life - has passed you by.
1. The chair-bathroom-refrigerator-chair circuit does not constitute a lap. Take a real
walk, outside perhaps, with the
light and the air and all that healthy stuff.
2. Those little people running around shrieking like demons aren't subversive agents,
they're your children - fruit of
your flaccid loins. Go introduce yourself. (TIP: Convert some photos to flash cards and
memorize their names first.)
3. Around ninety-three percent of what you do as an Internet marketer/designer is a total
waste of time resulting in absolutely no benefit whatsoever. Remember that the next time
you schedule FFA ahead of PTA.
4. Tape a picture of yourself in your teens to your monitor. Remember skin tone? Remember
your waistline? It's not too late (maybe).
5. That distracting light that makes your screen difficult to read is actually the sun,
giver of life. It's okay if some of
it gets on you.
6. Living on a diet of Hotpockets and Pepsi is the nutritional equivalent of watching a
three day Baywatch marathon. Try eating something that was grown in soil, not Pyrex.
7. That sack of potatoes you call a butt once had muscles in it. The next time you're
visiting the procreation-related
websites, try some comparative analysis.
8. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in your right index finger is a sign... pay heed.
9. Human warmth cannot be transmitted via ASCII text, and fondling your mouse does not
replace physical contact. Have you hugged your pizza delivery guy today?
10. Crank up the Elvis!
Linda Cox http://www.Omni-Comm.com/check.htm
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